Field Of Bluebonnets - Robert Julian Onderdonk


Half Life 2: Episode 2 (2007)

Maybe it's too good. Valve kept one upping themselves until they gave up on single player entirely. The industry, already moving towards multiplayer at that point, has never even tried to top this, which makes it seem as fresh and exciting as when it came out 12 years ago (!). Can you imagine a game from 1995 looking and feeling as good in 2007 as this does now?



Crow With Cherry Blossom - Ohara Koson


Mists - M. K. Čiurlionis


Harmonia Axyridis


Elegant Rocks And Sparse Trees - Zhao Mengfu


Goniobranchus Albopunctatus


Morning, New Year, 1878 - Thomas Dewing


Evangeline - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


Fair was she to behold, that maiden of seventeen summers.
Black were her eyes as the berry that grows on the thorn by the wayside,
Black, yet how softly they gleamed beneath the brown shade of her tresses!
Sweet was her breath as the breath of kine that feed in the meadows.


This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life. I kept trying to read on after this line, but my head was filled with the image of people putting their heads into cows' mouths, taking a deep huff, and screaming "Ahhhhhh!" with pleasure. Or images of a man and a woman in a bar giving each other flirtatious glances. The man walks up to the woman and says, "You have cow's breath."


Anyway, this is the worst poem I have ever seen in my life, but I am giving it 2/5 because of the hilarious and evocative imagery.